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Trivia Quiz - Comedian's Quotes

These comedians said it!

Quiz Number: 344
Date Submitted: April 29, 2006
Quiz Categories: Comedians
Quiz Type: People Quiz
Author: garrett
Average Score: 65 percent
Times Taken: 269 times
Taken by Registered Users: 49

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Comedians Quotes
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1. What stand-up comic "got no respect?"
  A.   George Carlin
  B.   Lenny Bruce
  C.   Henny Youngman
  D.   Rodney Dangerfield

2. What comedian immortalized the phrase: "how long can you tread water?"
  A.   Richard Pryor
  B.   Paula Poundstone
  C.   Gallagher
  D.   Bill Cosby

3. What comedian noted at the 1983 Oscar ceremonies. "my suit is fireproof?"
  A.   Billy Crystal
  B.   Garry Shandling
  C.   Daman Wayans
  D.   Richard Pryor

4. What comedian said, "say the secret word?"
  A.   Sid Ceasar
  B.   Richard Klein
  C.   Groucho Marx
  D.   Chico Marx

5. What comedic guitar plucker often scolded his brother "Mom always loved you best?"
  A.   Tommy Smothers
  B.   Dick Smothers
  C.   Timmy Smothers
  D.   Don Smothers

6. What comic immortalized the line, "take my wife...please?"
  A.   Rodney Dangerfield
  B.   Jonathan Winters
  C.   Jimmy Durante
  D.   Henny Youngman

7. What comic said, "Britian is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than sex?"
  A.   Jackie Mason
  B.   Rodney Dangerfield
  C.   Jerry Stiller
  D.   George Carlin

8. Which comedian said about his ex-wife being violated, "knowing my ex-wife, it wasn't a moving violation?"
  A.   Sam Kinison
  B.   Rodney Dangerfield
  C.   George Carlin
  D.   Woody Allen

9. Who wore "cruel shoes" and once boasted, "I can make love... one time a night"
  A.   Carrot Top
  B.   Steve Martin
  C.   Dennis Miller
  D.   Bill Murray

10. What comedian gave us "The Seven Words you can never say on Television?"
  A.   Billy Braver
  B.   Sam Kinison
  C.   George Carlin
  D.   The Unknown Comic®   

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