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Trivia Quiz - Life of Brian Movie Quotes

How much do you know about the quotes uttered in this classic "Python" film? I've replaced the "F-word" with "buzz" in a couple of quotes.

Quiz Number: 2075
Date Submitted: January 30, 2008
Quiz Categories: Comedy Movies Quote Quizzes
Quiz Type: General Quiz
Author: bill
Average Score: 71.2 percent
Times Taken: 57 times
Taken by Registered Users: 10

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Life of Brian Movie Quotes
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1. "Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!"
  A.   Brian
  B.   Judith
  C.   Jesus
  D.   Matthias

2. "How shall we buzz off, O Lord?"
  A.   Matthias
  B.   Arthur
  C.   Judith
  D.   Reg

3. "What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?"
  A.   Reg
  B.   Francis
  C.   Brian
  D.   Judith

4. "Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death."
  A.   Ben the Prisoner
  B.   Pontius Pilate
  C.   Matthias
  D.   Centurion

5. "I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'."
  A.   Mr. Big Nose
  B.   Parvus
  C.   Centurion
  D.   Pontius Pilate

6. "Only the true Messiah denies His divinity."
  A.   Reg
  B.   Matthias
  C.   Girl
  D.   Brian

7. "Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
  A.   Parvus
  B.   Mr. Big Nose
  C.   Pontius Pilate
  D.   Centurion

8. "Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye."
  A.   Reg
  B.   Judith
  C.   Brian
  D.   Brian's Mother

9. "He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks"
  A.   Centurion
  B.   Pontius Pilate
  C.   Parvus
  D.   Stan

10. "Buzz off! We're the People's Front of Judea!"
  A.   Reg
  B.   Brian
  C.   Arthur
  D.   Ex-Leper®   

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